VISION 2009

Last night we had Vision UNCW Film Festival at The Brown Coat Pub and Theater in downtown Wilmington. I may be biased - well yeah I'm definitely biased - but this Vision 2009 rocked all of our eyeballs out. I have never been to a student film festival that made my head want to explode and Dunk-a-roos fly out - like Visions did. Rich from Brown Coat in Downtown Wilminton not only let us use the space for free, he gave 25 cents per beer bought to The Good Sheperd soup kitchen and homeless shelter! That was the sweetest part of the whole thing for me. Well I guess other than the epic films submitted by my peers at UncW. We held two screenings this year since last year I had to personally turn away about 30 people at the door last year. We called it Double Visions. The turn out was great. We gots peeps in the seats. We packed the theater out for both showings. Audience members got mirrors for the preshow. We projected $5 Walmart DVD bin movies out on the audience and had them guess the film. Whoever guessed the film correctly got to keep the DVD. We made a ton of money for The Good Sheperd. The Dean made an appearance. We ate pizza and sang karaoke. It was amazing. There were mystery shots involved.

today i had my body drained

so this weird doctor I went to one time said " hey maybe you are crazy all the time because you have diabetes." So them my mom said OMG YOU TOTALLY HAVE DIABETES! that would explain why you are so crazy. I just got tested for diabetes in Jacksonville this morning. It took 2 hours and they drew a pint of blood 4 times. I wish earlier on I had said " I don't have diabetes but I can tell you why I'm crazy all the time eh hem throat clearing:
I work 2 jobs
I work for Cucalorus
I run everywhere
i don't have any money
I'm a senior and I'm over school
I'm directing a film
I repeatedly date man boys
I want to have the best life ever
I'm friends with Erin, Courtney, and Emily - no wait that keeps me sane
Ive eaten my body weight in peanut butter within the last two years
Candyruns through my veins.
i want to go to the mountains and the fair.
i have add and anxiety
im ready to get out of here



I want to say that its awesome though that I got my blood drawn at a drug testing place. There are no locks on the bathroom and they thermometer all the pee. My nurse said that one time a guy gave her his urine and it was 120 degrees hahahaha cause he warmed up someone else's urine with a lighter. I dig that.

I miss Racheal

My friend Racheal Passed away. She is kickass. She always will be kickass. I thought I was doing pretty ok with her passing until I saw that stupid trailer for Sandra Bullock's new movie about her adopting a football player. It reminded me of that movie Radio. Racheal loved that movie. It was awful. I went over to her house one day and she was crying watching the movie and I called her retarded and punched her. I miss her. I love you and I wish I hadn't punched you that one time.

this is what I like today.

http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/view/chocolate-cupcake-with-oreo-buttercream-frosting


yes its food porn.

I'm gonna make art and i don't give a shit.

plus i'm going to drink more alcohol and eat less cereal.

and today i drew a picture of my perfect house and it looked exactly like the one i'm living in and I realize thats how it should be.

and life is too short for chess.

and things aren't how they appear. They are worse. but at least thats kind of funny.

I went on a big adventure this weekend.

sometimes one feels like the universe is imploding on them. that is how i felt on Friday. i wonder if it was grounded in the odd feeling that i should also be graduating Saturday.... nah fuck that. unemployment is at 9 percent. i'll stay in school doing what i love for one more year. then i'll skedaddle to nyc or austin or portland or london. life is good.

but i got to see my charming friends in raleigh. we rode a limo cab downtown. we noticed that the progress energy building had all its lights on at 2 am on a friday night. thats just crazywasteful. and ironic since they've gone "green". i should write them a nasty gram.

then i headed west to hike at umpstead state park exit 287 on I 40. i cried a little there too and put my feet in a river. i found a rock that was probably the coolest thing i've owned in a while. i don't really even think i own it to be honest.

then i went to chapel hill and watched their graduation. i saw a freind i haven't seen since highschool just walking down franklin st. i drank some coffee and met john at a vintage clothing store. we laughed. i want to make him some shorts. i will make him shorts.

i went to Durham and ate at DAle's Indian Restuarant. Dale gave me a free mimosa. i must have looked like i needed one. i ate the best indian food since i went to india. well i haven't been to india (in this lifetime) so it was just the best.

then i bought andre. 3 bottles. and watched blood diamond. i think all diamonds are worthless. but i thought that before the movie and i think it now. i'd rather have some orchids than diamonds. orchids live forever. plus diamonds are the same as pencil lead. Just SUPERHEATED. thats what i am right now. I'm super heated. and happy. i'm better and i want to get SHIZAM! the sketch comedy show going. i'm working on it.

KOL

casey fulwiler deserves a whole blog entry dedicated to her awesomeness. She sat by the phone and listened to 107.5 for two days. To me thats already quite a punishment, BUT OH NO! Casey called in and answered 4 YES 4 TRIVIA QUESTIONS about Kings of Leon. She got all four = 2 free tickets = joselyn got to go to KINGS OF LEON AT KOKA BOOTH fo free. Oh yes oh yes. soak that in. I'd never been to Koka booth amphitheater before. open air. libre aire. treees grass. we got there late, walked up to the front, and immediately KOl took the stage. I didn't know it was them. they got all mainstream and cut their hair. And the bass player smoked two packs of cigarettes during the show. not as cool as you would think. but yeah actually still pretty cool. i'm not promoting cigarettes, just coolness. 

I'll load some pics as soon as casey gets them. 

i was inspired to lock down Bonnaroo this summer. I'm going. I'm trying to volunteer, but its looking like I'd have to miss too much class. I fyou want to go lemme know. We can caravan and create a tent city at Bonnaroo. then we can set up a mock government and charge taxes and create our own laws. It will be groundbreaking and earthshaking. 

swine flu.

scary. $$ imma make saweet face masks and sell them for moneys and it will start trends. 

its not the end of the world people. the end will be a lot cooler. 

improv meeting May 7th at 7 if you are interested. 

immmmmmm

sooooooooooo

tireeeedddddddddd

immmmmmmmmmm

noooottttt

beeing

funn. 

nbd. le bon temps. SHIZAM. 

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i need a new name too. dear goodness. 

sickness is the new black

this is how i feel right now.its good and bad. mostly good. but the bad's still there.

sickness.
is different from being ill. like i usually am.

naps and sleep in general are bad news for me. it feels like i'm being lazy. I know that is odd for my age group, BUT THATS THE COLD HARD TRUTH. I think that creating and directing the HUGELY AWESOME Cheese Sandwich Film Festival was like giving birth for my body. Stan brakhage style. I worried about it and didn't sleep and I ate crappily and still went running. I did some damage to my sweet sweet sweet bod. So now I'm paying for it. Which I will do quietly because that was the best night of my life and my GPA hasn't dropped considerably. What else can you ask for?
Well for starters I would like to cohost a Travel Channel/National Geographic show. I could tell you the details of the show, but I'll save that for you when it gets picked up. Fingers crossed.

I'd like Le BonTemps to take over the Dance Electronica Circuit and play at Bonnaroo next year and get a European Tour next summer.

Italy&ParisLBT

I'd like to get SUPPORT SAFE TEXT launched so that the texters of the world stop killing innocent pedestrians. Because seriously none of us have ever texted something important enough to kill someone over. Our PSA for Support Safe Text is awesome. Look out for the finished video. I'd like to get my Screenplay SHOT ASAP. Well by Asap I mean in the next 6 months. I'd Like to be able to paint again. Mostly pictures about the universe. thats where my heart is.




I'd like for my family to be happy.
mer NcssM. 4 DAYS TILL WE FIND OUT!!!



Go NCSSM Unicorns

Mom less stressed. Dad work.

I'd like to be able to breathe.


oh and f spanish. seriously. and cats. except these following cats are rad.


one week until i change my name. can you dig it? its out of this world. literally.hint

thank you for your time. GO BOYZ TUESDAY. Dance for kids with Alopaecia tonight or something. charliebrownz. 11. yes. pbr yes yes. i'll be there in spirit form.


and April 24th Atomic Scramble at Jengos food alcohol fun music. LE BONTEMPS OH YES OH YES

5 year plan to take over the world. starts now. who's in?